Thursday, June 29, 2006

Ton and Teak

This picture is of myself, too bad that it's all you'll ever see.
Eat your heart out Ton hun.

Stunning, gorgeous, this dashing person leaves everyone totally breathless while gliding thru hallways. Hold on! Was I supposed to make Ton’s testimonial? I thought I was editing my own profile. Oh well.

Ton's my coworker and had I known that he’s nice, we would’ve been friends ages ago. We used to dislike, no, loathe each other. Really! Like; "He’s so concited" and "She’s so got a pickle up her vagina" on each other’s nerves. Feelingero! But he proved me otherwise, not until we became cubiclemates. Ton, I know you’re laughing your ass off while reading this! Shut the fawk up foo!


This guy is so concerned with his looks, spends so much on his hair, and wastes so much time in front of the mirror. Vain, vain, vain! He’s very much aware of the latest trends in everything. Ironic, however, because know what, after like 2 hours of fixing himself, he would just turn to me with those paawa-puppy-eyed look, pearl white teeth and perfect hair then ask, Teresa, do you think I’m ugly? Arrgh! Why can’t physically-gifted people be contented with what they have?! Damn it!


Despite the myriad testimonies of his being easy-on-the-eyes, he still regards himself as unsightly. Ton, you’re not ugly okay! It’s just that, I’m honestly not interested in just looks hun. I know it’s hard, but that’s life.


This guy has so much life in him that he can actually wear someone out. To say that he’s a good friend is an understatement. Kind of at home because of the atmosphere he makes for the people around him. We compliment each other; a typical Ton and Teak [what they call us on the floor] tandem would include tons and tons of barbaric criticisms, not towards other people but towards each other. That’s right! We love making fun of each other. And I think that’s what makes our friendship special.


He may not seem like a very serious person but I have learned a number of things from this guy. One helluva friend. Thanks for everything man! MUAH! Here’s that pic I said I had. Now you can laugh at me even more and oh, by the way, I can trust you can I not? CAN I NOT? I do know your secret hun.


Teak.