I've wrote my name in wet cement, been naughty at a drive in movie, finally fell asleep with someone that I love, swam bottom naked in a public swimming pool under the lifeguard, toilet papered the principal’s house. Peed off a hotel balcony in Daytona, played strip poker in a friends basement in my high school years with her parents upstairs playing TV bingo and tipped cows [it’s not as easy as you think].