Thursday, March 29, 2007

Send in the clown

I woke up with a wet pillow knowing I had cried. I have been dreaming of being with you. I don’t recall ever crying in my slumber beyond waking to a little girls nightmare.

I am compelled to share this dream.

~~The house lights are off in the auditorium, you are the only one there. All I see is your face as I stand on stage with brilliant, bright lights illuminating upon a sad face…Should I still bow and accept your silent bravo because the epiphany finished with “Send in the Clowns”? Although I protested portraying myself as a ventriloquist, wearing costumes and heavy makeup, I had no cast members, no supporting role but a Tony award defiantly guaranteed. Bowing gracefully as usual, the curtain falls so I continue to walk to stage left as always, having no more feelings beyond a grateful kiss of the hand into the air for the experience.~~

I hate that you truly don’t know me, that your opinion differs greatly upon what I know for what I stand for and what I am. My life completely was compensated in you…hence the lights of the stage, I was someone else and not me. Your eyes constantly on me, trying to change me far too fast and judging me if I failed.

Teresa.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Thanks Murphy

Just now I'm sitting in my squeaky grungy fabric office chair eating Dulse and sipping cold green tea and I realize! This recent hurtfull blow to the heart is just my luck. I never get anything good in my life but I can always count on Murphy's Law. It's the only thing constant and Murphy never disappoints me.

Picture this for me...A warehouse filled to the rafters in beautifully wrapped Christmas presents and pretty bows in all various sizes and textures. Knowing that I could pick one and only one to keep for my very own self while being told that there was only one empty box in the whole warehouse of wonders , what joy I would have! I would run with a quickening childlike heart sliding under a Christmas tree in an impetuous frenzy. Everything is grand indeed. Guess which box I would retrieve? Yup! the one full of air that probably had the flatulent elf that wrapped it let one rip into it. Well, I'll just look at the bright side of three conclusions.

A: I could recycle the packaging and save money.
B: The box really wasn't empty at all, it smells like byo-d-elf-graded hot chocolate with marshmellows and a cookie of course!
C: Bringing a thought of happiness to my heart knowing I brought temporary joy to an Elf for I will write a letter to Santa.

Christmas is only 9 months away! Well, so are babies but I won't get one of those but just my luck, even with no more copulating, I'll get one anyway.

Thanks Murphy
Teresa.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Spring forward, fall back...


It's ingrained in our consciousness almost as much as the A-B-Cs or our spelling reminder of "i before e...." And it's a regular event, though perhaps a bit less regular than the swallows coming back to Capistrano. Yet in those four words is a whole collection of trivia, facts and common sense about Daylight Saving Time. In 2005 and 2006, Daylight Saving Time began for most of the northern hemisphere at 2 a.m. on the first Sunday of April.

Time reverts to standard time at 2 a.m. on the last Sunday of October. Beginning in 2007, Daylight Saving Time is extended one month and begins for most of North America at 2 a.m. on the Second Sunday in March to 2 a.m. on the First Sunday of November. The new starts and stop dates were set in the Energy Policy Act of 2005.

Daylight Savings Time - for North America and its territories - is NOT observed in Saskatchewan, Hawaii, American Samoa, Guam, Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands, and by most of Arizona (with the exception of the Navajo Indian Reservation in Arizona). "Other parts of the world observe Daylight Saving Time as well. While European nations have been taking advantage of the time change for decades, in 1996 the European Union (EU) standardized a EU-wide "summertime period." The EU version of Daylight Saving Time runs from the last Sunday in March through the last Sunday in October. During the summer, Russia's clocks are two hours ahead of standard time. During the winter, all 11 of the Russian time zones are an hour ahead of standard time. During the summer months, Russian clocks are advanced another hour ahead. With their high latitude, the two hours of Daylight Saving Time really helps to save daylight. In the southern hemisphere where summer comes in December, Daylight Saving Time is observed from October to March. Equatorial and tropical countries (lower latitudes) don't observe Daylight Saving Time since the daylight hours are similar during every season, so there's no advantage to moving clocks forward during the summer."

Daylight Saving Time is a change in the standard time of each time zone. Time zones were first used by the railroads in 1883 to standardize their schedules. According to The Canadian Encyclopedia Plus by McClelland & Stewart Inc., Canada's "[Sir Sandford] Fleming also played a key role in the development of a worldwide system of keeping time. Trains had made obsolete the old system where major cities and regions set clocks according to local astronomical conditions. Fleming advocated the adoption of a standard or mean time and hourly variations from that according to established time zones. He was instrumental in convening an International Prime Meridian Conference in Washington in 1884 at which the system of international standard time -- still in use today -- was adopted."

I guess you can call me a smart cookie, but hey, now you know that the date has changed for Daylight Savings Time, you have no excuise for being late for work. I'm on to you.
Teresa.

Friday, March 02, 2007

Italian woman finds live grenade in potato bag


I couldn't believe this story! Ahhhh the remnants of war.

Grenade was harvested in French field, officials explain.
Feb 28, 2007 12:03 PM
Reuters

NAPLES, Italy – A 74-year-old Italian grandmother who bought a sack of potatoes at the her local market found a live grenade among the spuds.
"I found a bomb in the potatoes," Olga Mauriello said in a telephone interview with Reuters."I went to the market to buy some potatoes and that’s where the bomb was. But this bomb was covered in dirt, and I put it in water and got all dirt off. And then I realised ‘It’s a bomb’!"
Police said the pine cone-shaped grenade, which had no pin and was still active, was the same type used by U.S. soldiers in Europe in World War Two. Authorities believe the mix-up happened at a farm in France, where the grenade was plucked from the ground along with potatoes.

To the woman’s relief, police and explosives experts in the small town of San Giorgio a Cremano, near Naples, recovered the grenade and safely detonated it on Wednesday. But Mauriello was still shaking off her close brush with death. It didn’t look like a potato and it was heavier than one. But what if she had cooked it?

"If I hadn’t felt its weight, I wouldn’t even have realised that it was a bomb," she said.
Source: The Toronto Star

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Listening to God


My lover quickly jokes that I am nonresponsive at times by creating a noise echoing with his hands to his mouth...schhhhhhhh... it sounds exactly like the snow you hear on a television station that has no signal. Meaning I have no signal, no brain activity. I think it's hilarious when he does this so I have a rebuttal concerning my lack of brain activity when I apparently have no signal. Read the following chapter I found in a book called "The Everyday Science Of Everyday Life" by Jay Ingram. I will now tell him that I am listening to God as I believe God created the universe however I respect that scientests believe otherwise.

The Big Bang on Cable © Jay Ingram 1989
(Used with permission by Mr. Ingram personally)

The next time you find yourself in front ot the television set looking for entertainment, throw away the TV guide and find a channel where there’s absolutely nothing on (yes, yes I know that’s most of them), a channel where there’s nothing but snow. Or if you’re idly scanning through the stations on your car radio, turn to the high end of the FM dial, somewhere around 108 MHz, and listen for the hiss in the space between stations. Once you’ve found it, you can revel in the unbelievable fact that your radio or TV is giving you a glimpse of the beginnings of the universe.

The snow on your TV set is just electric noise, a disorganized collection of unrelated photons-particles of electromagnetic radiation-flooding the antenna itself. Three or four percent of those photons have been flying around outer space for fifteen billion years or so, having first appeared a mere three hundred thousand years after the Big Bang, the explosion that began our universe.

The idea of the Big Bang is not an easy one to come to grips with. You have to start with the idea that the entire universe that we can see from the earth today is expanding: all the galaxies, and indeed clusters of galaxies, the billions or even trillions of stars in each of them, and the gigantic swirling clouds of dust and gas are all rushing away from each other at fantastic speeds. And they’re not fleeing to empty corners of the universe-space itself is expanding. The analogy often given is that the galaxies are like raisins in a rising loaf of bread. They’re moving away from each other because the dough between them is expanding. Obviously, if when we look out into space today we see everything rushing away from everything else, it’s reasonable to suppose that a long time ago everything was closer together that it is now, and the further back in time, the closer together it was. Physics dictates the the smaller and denser the universe was billions of years ago, the hotter it was. So if you extrapolate back far enough in time, like reversing a film, you come up with the entire universe crammed into a tiny ball that’s so hot and dense that it defies modern physics. That ball, however it came into being, exploded outward. The explosion is now called the Big Bang, and we’re living in it’s aftermath, the expanding universe.

The universe having begun as an object that’s too hot and too dense for explanation, cooled and expanded rapidly enough that even within the first small fractions of a second, it had assumed a form that physicists can comprehend. Even so , for hundreds of thousands of years it was still too hot for atoms to form, Because the moment the parts of atoms, principally the protons and electrons, formed tentative bonds, they were torn apart-they couldn’t withstand the agitation caused by the heat.

As long as atoms couldn’t form, the particles of light, the photons,were trapped. They’d travel a tiny distance only to be deflected or absorbed by free-floating electrons. Light went nowhere at that time, even tough there was lots of it. Astronomers describe this as the era when the universe was "opaque": everywhere bright, but nothing to see.

However, about 300 000 years after the Big Bang, there was a history-making event, the scientific equivalent of "Let There Be Light!" The temperature of the steadily cooling universe suddenly reached a point where protons, neutrons and electrons could stick together and form atoms. Once they did, the photons were suddenly free. There were no more loose electrons to intercept them, so light could travel in unimpeded straight lines, as it does today. That’s when your TV-set photons got their start.

The temperature of the entire universe at this point was about 3000 degrees Celsius, roughly the temperature of the filament in a light bulb, and the particles of light that were set free reflected that: they had the very short wavelengths typical of photons released from a hot object. (The most common example of this process in and element on an electric range. As it heats up, its colour changes because the radiation coming from it has shorter wavelengths. Even when it’s cold it’s radiating, but the waves are so long, you can’t see them.)

Since that time, fifteen billion years ago by current reckoning, a lot has changed. Because the universe has been expanding steadily, the waves of these light particles have been stretched out proportionally. Very short when the universe was relatively small, they’re now very long-wavelengths more typical of the radiation that would be produced by something very cold rather than something hot. That’s exactly what astronomers discovered in the mid-sixties: no matter where you look, the universe appears to be filled with the kind of radiation that would be produced by an object that’s only three degrees above the lowest temperature possible, absolute zero. That’s what’s happened to the photons released in that momentous event three hundred thousand years after the Big Bang: what was an explosion of light that filled the universe has become nothing more than a cold, faint, invisible glimmer.

But the photons continue to rain down on us. It’s estimated that there are five hundred thousand of them still left in every liter of the universe, and given that travel at the speed of light-they are a form of light, after all, several hundred trillion of these will pass through the palm of your extended hand every second! There’s no risk to you, of course- this radiation has an intensity of only one ten-millionth of a hundred-watt light bulb. But it is still enough to produce a few pops and crackles in our radios and television sets. However you pick up your television signal, whether by satellite, cable or just plain old aerial antenna, it has spent part of its time traveling through the air in the form of photons. When you tune in a channel, you are selecting photons that are traveling in concert in waves of a specific length. No matter what television station you are tuning in (and on some FM radio stations), some of the photons from the Big Bang have just the right wavelength that a few of them contribute to the radio hiss or the television snow. Right in your living room there is real evidence of the Big Bang.

While this cosmic background makes up only a tiny percentage of the snow or hiss. And while it is admittedly a pale shadow of its original awe-inspiring splendor, it is commercial-free and perfectly suitable for family viewing.

Jay Ingram is a science writer raised in Canada, he now resides in Toronto. He has taught at Ryerson Polytechnical Institute after earning a B.Sc. at the University of Alberta and a M.Sc. from the University of Toronto. His writing has earned him two ACTRA Awards as well as the Royal Canadian Institute’s Sanford Fleming Medal for popularizing science. Jay Ingram has also been the host of a popular radio show "Quirks and Quarks" he has published 8 books and is currently the host of the popular TV science series, Daily Planet which is seen on the Discovery Channel.