Funny Words To Say

Cadaver
Union
Cloven Hoof
Heifers Hooves
Ronald McDonald
George Bush
Jumbo Shrimp
John Cleese
Dumbo
Pretend
Stymie & Spanky
Akward
Kit and kaboodle
Mrs Prichard
68 Tonne Combat Loaded Navigation Vehicle
Highly Efficient Military Conflict
Military Intelligence
And finally…Drum roll please…
Ira.

These things I have written to you who believe in the name of the Son of God, in order that you may know that you have eternal life. 1 John 5:13 (NASB)

As my daily Devotional speaks....
"Thank God you don't have to work your way to heaven; if that were the case, none of us would make it."

The things written in God's Word are written so that you may know absolutely, for sure, for certain and with confidence that when you die you are going to heaven. That doesn't mean you won't make mistakes. That doesn't mean you won't go through trials. That doesn't mean you won't disappoint people and they won't disappoint you. That doesn't mean you won't sin. The point is - you don't have to be perfect to get to heaven, but you DO have to put your faith in Christ.

Thank God you don't have to work your way to heaven; if that were the case, none of us would make it. Jesus said, "I am the way ... . No one comes to the Father except through me." (John 14:6, NIV) Put your faith in him, not in your efforts, and you can know for sure that heaven is your destination.

I make constant mistakes and downright sin at times. When I read this devotional today, I took my breath under the first paragraph. It is so appropriate as I am lying to my EX. PHEW! Don't get me wrong, I truly believe I have to. [I think, for only just his sake.] I needed this, how appropriate. He does listen. God knows of my intentions. I don't think He's gonna point a finger at my head to strike lightning.

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Teresa

My Darling

"You may feel to be the only one person in the world,
But you may also be the world to one person."

~Unknown~

Doug,

I'm concerned, please call. I'm not angry anymore. You may be, and it's justified, but I'm not. Why should I be angry? I'm the one who made the mistake.

I want to listen.
Love, Teresa.

Scary? Yes.

“When you're young, your whole life is about the pursuit of fun. Then, you grow up and learn to be cautious. You could break a bone or a heart. You look before you leap and sometimes you don't leap at all because there's not always someone there to catch you. And in life, there's no safety net. When did it stop being fun and start being scary? ”

♥Sex and the City, as per usual ♥

Teresa.

The Mood Ring

"My boyfriend being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring so he could better monitor my moods.

We’I've discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns green.

When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond..."

(This is currently circulating as a "forward" through the Email vine.) I've truly haven't enjoyed a forward as much as this one in for quite some time. I confess that I laughed so hard as I could see getting a Mood Ring from my boyfriend for the same reason and, my following reaction. I can be a [tad] moody at times.

Teresa.

MAN! Get off the pink paxil!

Dated August 08.

I must say that I have much enjoyed sitting here drinking these pink drinks and eating these pink confections. But really, Doug thinks that this entire venue has gotten a little too---well just too pink. He just stepped in, looked around and left muttering under his breath about pink fluff and marshmallow puffs and such as that, He seems to be much nettled. “Now- don't you look at me like that! I was so happy to see you back in good humor that even though you deserved a reprimand, I let it go. Well, now you can consider yourself reprimanded.”

So come you now and sit, hold my hand and wait here with me on my pink, coin operated Quick Silver horsey ride with the bonified Bonanza theme song. I will not be sending a pair of fluffy pink slippers to your feet. No you say? You’ll ride your Marvel Mustang?

We’ll wait long enough for morning to come when we have to say goodbye for if we play the time away; it will pass by to quickly. We’ll wait for the singing morning birds and a sunbeam to streak across our faces or until I at least run out of quarters, you should have rode way ahead of me by then, I’ll call you back. Then I’ll have to say goodbye without wanting it to end, nor for you to leave. And tell me before you go, when you stepped up to the bar, didn’t you think that when you found your Tater Tot Tavern all done up in pink, enamoring? I can hear in your eyes that you are starting to wonder when and where it will end. I will tell you this, it amuses my senses for I do love the color pink, though I see that I myself has turned quite a charming shade of pink since you’ve returned to my side.

You and I will sit here and wait for many things together, but most important, what I wait for the most, when I’m not dreaming with you, I wait and I listen for returning feet and voices at the door of little children.

How cute that you are singing Rawhide as you bounce along your way. I'll wait for you tomorrow night, in your driveway, beside your new pink Toyota Camry.

Callooh! Callay! I Wait For Many Things Today!

Teresa.

One lovely Song

Oh Babe, What Would You Say
Hurricane Smith

As I have hoped for half a chance.
To even ask if I could dance with you, you oo.
Would you greet me or politely turn away.
Would there suddenly be sunshine on a cold and rainy day.
Oh, Babe,
What would you say?

For there are you sweet lollipops.
Here am I with such a lot to say, hey hey.
Just to walk with you along the Milky Way.
To caress you through the night time.
Bring you flowers everyday
Oh Babe.
What would you say?

Just so, Baby I know,
I know I could be so in love with you.
And I know that I could make you love me too.
And if I could only hear you say you do, oo oo oo oo.
But anyway,
What would you say.


Just so, Baby I know,
I know I could be so in love with you.
And I know that I could make you love me too.
And if I could only hear you say you do, oo oo oo oo.
But anyway,
What would you say?

Remember this song? I bet what you don't remember about it is my voice singing along to it a couple of times closer to the end at about 2 min 18 sec. I'm such a ditz.

I love you Doug,
Teresa