I've wrote my name in wet cement, been naughty at a drive in movie, finally fell asleep with someone that I love, swam bottom naked in a public swimming pool under the lifeguard, toilet papered the principal’s house. Peed off a hotel balcony in Daytona, played strip poker in a friends basement in my high school years with her parents upstairs playing TV bingo and tipped cows [it’s not as easy as you think].
Friday, September 21, 2007
Lists
I love lists. Lists mean order. Lists mean things get finished. Lists mark passage of time.
Milk
Bread
Frozen peas
Popsicles
Jelly
Dulse
Tea
Nibs
They keep me grounded. I can’t forget things.
Call Dr.
Call Eye Dr.
Call Gynecologist.
They help keep me together. If I don’t write these lists I forget. I will miss something and get in trouble. I can even emphasis the importance with red ink and capitals.
Don't forget:
Prescriptions
Plastic bags
Circular saw
Steel drum
Bleach
Gasoline
Matches
Gloves
Establish aliby
We should be ready to go. Wait, I forgot the duct tape. I can’t have you making any noise on the way there.
REMEMBER DUCT TAPE.
Teresa.
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3 comments:
You forgot:
co-ordinate with co-conspirator
Smartass. I love you.
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